3:37pm -

E-mail:

What if retarded people in fact had such a high level of intelligence that it was unable to transcend onto this plane of existence??

I've thought about the same thing... what if retarded people or animals are actually the much more advanced creatures? It'll fuck with your head if you aren't careful.

You're a psycho until proven normal.

That's the whole trouble with our fucking society these days. When you meet someone (at the mall, on the internet, at work, etc) they automatically assume you're a goddam psycho until you prove otherwise. I don't blame people though.... I do the exact same thing usually -- but that doesn't mean it's right. Christ, you can't do a goddam thing anymore without people assuming you're a psycho. Think about it... would you meet someone you met on the Internet? Yeah, but not until you've known them for a long time and have talked to them on the phone numerous times. Because in the back of your mind, you're always thinking, "He could be a rapist in disguise" or "She might be some kind of psycho-killer."

FUCK. Can't people trust anyone these days? I'm not a rapist, I'm not a murderer, I'm not a mean person.... I would never do anything to anyone that they didn't want me to do. I would never kill someone or rape someone or do anything against someone (unless of course, they killed someone I loved)......I mean, if I saw a fucking turtle crossing the road, I would stop thecar and go help it. I even go out of my way to move them across town to a safer place; who in the hell does that nowadays? Who gives a shit enough to take time out of their 'busy' schedule to help a goddam turtle? Do you think that matters to anyone? Of course not! Why, I could be a rapist. Ahh FUCK it.

11.35pm -

I had to post this short chat log:

StupidGirl: hey hey hey

Kookie Munster : hey

StupidGirl: hey can't talk to anyone

Kookie Munster : why'd you msg me then?

StupidGirl: yeah duh

Maybe it's just me, but I really don't get it. Any ideas? Oh and by the way, as much trash as I talk about girls, I love them to death so no flames from enraged young women please... it's just some of them I despise.

10.35pm -

Today's Lesson:

DRUGS ARE BAD. SEX IS BAD. PLEASURE = SATAN.

I did have some intellectual stimulation� today. As I was lying on a grassy knoll (in a park) I was deftly approached by two church people - a nice young lady and a young man. She asked if I had a few minutes and I said sure. She asked me if I knew what absolute truth was. I said of course, a theory that truth is either white or black, that something is either right or wrong, with no consideration for environment, situation, and experience. She smiled and asked if I believed in absolute truth. I told her no. What ensued was an epic battle between intellectualism and christ, a battle satan himself would have enjoyed to watch.

After much debate, we started to discuss a utopian society, and how god intended ours to be so. I told her that no such thing could ever exist. She disagreed. She said if no one stole, murdered, broke the ten commandments, that we would live in a utopia. I begged to differ. I told her that there had to be evil in the world in order for there to be good. If there was no evil, there would be no definition or basis of good. They coexist -- you must have one in order to have the other.

At this point, this reached over and pinched me in the arm, hard. I looked at her like "Bitch, what the fuck do you think you're doing?" She asked me, "Did that hurt?" I told her of course it did.

She then proceeded to try and implement that into her argument. Whatever, I got a good argument out of it though.

Goddam, I'm hungry. I'm outta here.

.a.beautiful.young.vixxxen.

I got this e-mail from a failing student in need of serious help:

I am fucked if I don't find someone to get into my schools system to change some of my grades. I need help and I need it fast. Please find me someone to help. I don't think it will be to difficult for someone experienced. I am not good enough. Please Help!!!

Jess

Aww, poor guy. Maybe he should have studied for his tests instead of jerking off.

I really do wonder why I actually use ICQ. I found these two morons while searching ICQ for a beautiful young vixxxen.

Joe/Male/18/Canada

im a young guy looking for an older women to teach me, and use me as her slave...or any women who wants thinks she can handle my thirst for sex/I like to eat pussy and like pantyhose and feet and Im very intristed in real life meetings or phone interaction

I wonder how many older women actually message this guy and offer to teach him the ways of the snatch? What a fucking moron.

Tzimzum/Male/Canada

Goth-alternative music ,will try anything once ......any suggestions..?

Ohhh ohhh! Me! Ask me! I've got a suggestion!

Try jumping off a fucking cliff. It's fun! All the cool goth kids are doing it these days.

While I tend to have an open mind about all sorts of people and cultures, I despise Goth punks. They are a fucking disgrace to humanity. I only wish I could dress up like batman and talk to people about drinking rat blood and piercing my cock.

Rusty is a homosexual . Clone your bone . Create a mate

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I went searching on ICQ for a nice female chat friend. They actually know what they're talking about & take interest. I've never had a more horrific experience in my life. I searched under the 'Seeking Men' option because I figured that women seeking men would list themselves there. Much to my surprise 95% of all the people I found were fags or guys who thought that category meant that they were men who were seeking.

So next I tried the 'Seeking Women' option thinking that all these morons read shit backwards and women would put themselves here. Nope... more fags and guys. Gross.

After about an hour of searching I did find one woman. Click here to see pictures of her. I pray someone cuts my throat tonight while I sleep.

As I was coming back from the garage this morning, I saw a couple girls in bikinis washing cars. A bunch of teenage guys were huddled around them enjoying the view. What a crock of shit. Don't women realize that they are making themselves look like sex objects? Do you have any idea the number of men (99% to be exact) that look at women purely as sperm depositories? If I was a woman I would never exploit this sad fact by flaunting my curves all over town. Women need to learn to stand up for themselves and quit playing into the stupid male ego.

In fact, I hate seeing women acting like sex objects. Teenage girls are the worst about this too. All they are concerned with is wanting a guy that thinks they are hot and is willing to give them the old HBI (hot beef injection!). It takes them years to grow up and realize something different, and even then 80% of them don't ever grow out of that stage.

I don't want a woman to fuck. I don't want a woman to gawk at and drool over. I want a woman to talk to, to share things with, to spend time with and to treat as an equal. I don't view women as sex objects and I look down upon men that do. Personality, intelligence, and other related things matter to me. Do you think women give a shit? Do you think they are smart enough to see that someone likes them for who they are and not what they look like?

Of course not.

They are fucking blind or something. You'd think they'd be flattered and jump all over a nice looking guy who actually treated them like a human instead of a warm hole. No way, not in this lifetime. That's why I am lucky to have someone like Karishma.

And no comments about me being a hypocrite please. Yes personality and intelligence matters to me, but looks do as well. I wouldn't get near a fat-ass with a great personality. She has to look decent (again, another nod to Karishma - ain't I just the lucky one =) ).

I'm picky.

Fuck you.

 

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Mommy & Daddy Are Bad

I couldn't resist this one...

From: Ahmed S.

Hey People!!! There is a CODE that needs to be told to everyone that loves chatting. It is called CODE6+66. When u r chatting, u chat about practically everything u know. Well this CODE helps u when someone is around that u don't want around. Let's say mom or dad is standing right behind u while ur chatting and u don't want them to know what u r chatting about, u simply click 6, letting the person u r chatting to know that u can't chat about regular things u normally do. Once mom, dad whoever it was that was standing right behind u checking out what u r chatting about leaves, u then click 66, letting the person u r chatting with know that u can easily chat about anything:) It is best that u guys send this notice out to as many people as who can so this CODE can perfectly begin. Happy chatting!!

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Ok I have to comment... I have a better idea. If mommy or daddy is watching what you're typing, turn around and tell them to FUCK OFF. If they don't listen, grab your neener and *glock glock* them fools. *LOL*

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